Really? You Can't Pull Up Your Pants?

Although I'm well acquainted with the "fashion style" of sagging your pants, I feel like there's a way to do it and a way to just look completely idiotic. If you are going to sag your pants, here are a few things to keep in mind:

• Make sure your belt is tight enough to hold your pants in place. This prevents you from having to walk around holding them up and/or pulling them up constantly.
• Wear a shirt that is long enough to cover your ass-ets! This way when your pants do start to fall down (as they usually do) you'll be covered.
• If all else fails, wear a t-shirt under your main shirt and tuck it into your pants. This way when your shirt rides up or your pants slide down, what is revealed isn't your bright yellow Sponge Bob boxers but a simple white tee. 

In all honesty, the main thing that I dislike about the "sagging pants fad" is the constant display of various undergarments. Boxers, briefs, and the occasional "tighty whitie" really aren't what I want to see.

A guy can be extremely attractive from the front but then the minute they turn around and show me that their boxers are Scooby Dooby Doo, their stock has just plummeted substantially. 

Sure it's all freedom of expression but how can you expect to be taken seriously in a professional atmosphere or any atmosphere for that matter, that way. Come on guys. We can do better.